Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything. Fred Allen devicepeoplepermit Change image and share on social
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better. Fred Allen agentgoodmagnify Change image and share on social
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. Fred Allen formincomelaundry Change image and share on social
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. Fred Allen advertiseagencycommission Change image and share on social
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. Fred Allen backfeehuman Change image and share on social
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. Fred Allen parisstriketaxi Change image and share on social
California is a great place to live if you're an orange. Fred Allen californiagreatlive Change image and share on social
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Fred Allen bottlefrontfrontal Change image and share on social
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. Fred Allen achievementalliancedependence share on social
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. Fred Allen actemployeepartner Change image and share on social
